Message-ID: <7084892.1075860408849.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 04:09:00 -0800 (PST) From: jgosar@pcez.com To: winkler_regina@yahoo.com, tracy@kkjz.com, alexizann@hotmail.com, gversace@teleport.com, davidvaldez2@home.com, jtrasciatti@hotmail.com, ttorres@bioreaction.com, antonella1@flashmail.com, ticens@loswego.k12.or.us, mstir@aol.com, shad.stafford@nike.com, stansiver@earthlink.net, monicarodigues@earthlink.com, wogster@teleport.com, lisa_ralph@yahoo.com, djp@ccnmail.com, dpietro@compuserve.com, julep103@hotmail.com, lpercy@wyoming.com, susan_palmer@pgn.com, otto@gxm.com, benan-oregi@ej-gv.es, roseokada@hotmail.com, muroal@aol.com, eduardo_mendonca@hotmail.com, kmcnulty@providence.org, kgm@internetcds.com, skyy@rocketmail.com, charles@ethos-inc.com, primlmates@aol.com, cecilialarson@msn.com, landman.charlie@deq.state.or.us, kiranawest@hotmail.com, tracytkim@aol.com, kitzy@easystreet.com, berksnow@teleport.com, lisated@earthlink.net, juliaps@inetarena.com, pdxhistory@aol.com, lmhowlett@msn.com, stanleyh@uswest.net, joeykeys@aol.com, mhain@enron.com, johnh@wa-net.com, pachin1046@aol.com, sgosar@uwyo.edu, thedragonfly@hotmail.com, ronch@trib.com, igoodrich007@hotmail.com, fuger@netzero.net, freed5@teleport.com, essietbush@yahoo.com, yoshikod@hotmail.com, cindyd@adcook.com, debra@ipns.com, douglas1966@hotmail.com, jacrispin@aol.com, alvaro_criado@hotmail.com, pelagic@teleport.com, jason@wavelengthmusic.com, butler_mary@hotmail.com, bboss@advmatl.com, aterconstruction@altavista.com, barcand@mail.teleport.com Subject: Fw: Barry Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "jen. gosar" X-To: "Regina Winkler" , "Tracy Williams" , "Alexis Williams" , "Gary Versace" , "David Valdez" , "Joseph Trasciatti" , "Tito Torres" , "Toni" , "Steve Ticen" , "Michael Stirling" , "Shad Stafford" , "Stan Siver" , "Monica Rodrigues" , "Warren Rand" , "Lisa Ralph" , "dan pradere" , "David Pietro" , "Julie Petrokubi" , "Lenore Percy" , "Susan Palmer" , "Otto" , "Benan Oregi" , "Rose Okada" , "Alfredo Muro" , "Eduardo Mendonca" , "Kate McNulty" , "Kerry McCoy" , "Roberto MacLellan" , "Charles Lewis" , "Chris Lee" , "Cecilia Larson" , "Charlie Landman" , "Kirana West" , "Tracy Kim" , "Adrienne and David Keith-Ruud" , "Michael and Leslie Kearsey" , "Lisa and Ted Kaskan and Bennett" , "Julia" , "Dory Hylton" , "Lisa Howlett" , "Stan Hintz" , "Joe Heinemann" , "Mary C Hain" , "John Haek" , "Steve Guasch" , "Steve Gosar" , "jen gosar" , "Grace Gosar" , "Ian Goodrich" , "Heather Fuger" , "Joan Freed" , "Essiet Essiet" , "Trish Dorr" , "cindy doctor" , "Debra Dobbins" , "Douglas Cruz" , "Julie Crispin" , "Al Criado" , "Steve Christofferson" , "Jason Carter" , "Mary Butler" , "Bob Boss" , "Kirstin Hamann Ater" , "Bob Arcand" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Mary_Hain_Aug2000_Jul2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Hain-M X-FileName: mary-hain.nsf ? -----Original Message----- From: Robert MacLellan To: jim wolf ; Glenda Michael Date: Saturday, March 24, 2001 11:34 AM Subject: Barry 19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN??? by Dave Barry ?1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative ??? ?on the same night. ?2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race ???? has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word ???? would be "meetings." ? ??3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." ?4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost ???? never want you to share yours with them ?5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its ??? glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT ?? ?use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. ? ?6. You should not confuse your career with your life. ? ?7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too ??? ?? seriously. ???8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one ?????? individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. ????? Very often, that individual is crazy. ?? ?9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. ??10. Never lick a steak knife. ?11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. ?12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. ?13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling ?? ??? reason why we observe daylight savings time. ?14. You should never say anyt hing to a woman that even remotely ?????? suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an ????? actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ? ?15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to ????????? make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. ? ?16. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, ???????? gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep ???????? down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. ?? 17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to ???? ???? annoy people who are not in them. ? ?18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice ??? ???? person. ? ?19. Your friends love you anyway. ? ?Thought for the day: ? ?Never be afraid to try something new. ? ?Remember that amateurs built the Ark. ? ?Professionals built the Titanic. =============================== Let us read and let us dance - two amusements that will never do any harm to the world.............Voltaire Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Personal Address -