Message-ID: <13100928.1075853649015.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 05:48:00 -0800 (PST) From: julie.gomez@enron.com To: scott.hendrickson@enron.com Subject: FW: Signs Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Julie A Gomez X-To: Scott E Hendrickson X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Scott_Hendrickson_Nov2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Hendrickson-S X-FileName: Copy of shendri.nsf A funny from Mikie... :-) ---------------------- Forwarded by Julie A Gomez/HOU/ECT on 02/22/2001 01:45 PM --------------------------- From: Michael J Legler@ENRON on 02/22/2001 12:37 PM MST Sent by: Michael J Legler@ENRON To: klexplore@aol.com, lilybar44@hotmail.com, tbethel@win2000.com, Julie A Gomez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jim Schwieger/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: FW: Signs > *Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." > *On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." > *On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call > your plumber." > *Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." > *At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." > *Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" > *At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." > *On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." > *In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire > and > take appropriate action." > *On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." > *At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, > you've come to the right place." > *On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." > *In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." > *On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." > *At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car > payment." > *Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." > *In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" > *At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your > bill. > However, if you don't, you will be." > *In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and > get fed up." > *In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait" >