Message-ID: <2134390.1075855501838.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 03:53:00 -0800 (PST) From: angela.barnett@enron.com To: regina.blackshear@enron.com, judy.hernandez@enron.com, eve.puckett@enron.com, lois.ford@enron.com Subject: Fwd: [The] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Angela Barnett X-To: Regina Blackshear, Judy Hernandez, Eve Puckett, Lois Ford X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Angela Barnett/HOU/ECT on 12/12/2000 11:53 AM --------------------------- Deb Pepple on 12/08/2000 02:58:17 PM To: Angie Barnett , Cinda Beggs , Karla Funnell , Leo and Sal Harris , Donna Hixon , Laurie Lauer , Jan Secor , Marcia Tuskey , , cc: Subject: Fwd: [The] ____________________________________________________________________ Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://home.netscape.com/webmail Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Received: from rly-na04.mx.aol.com [205.188.158.41] by mx01 via mtad (34FM1.5.01) with ESMTP id 915eLBq3x1160M01; Sat, 02 Dec 2000 16:54:49 GMT Received: from galaxyinternet.net (www.galaxyinternet.net [216.37.20.58]) by rly-na04.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Sat, 02 Dec 2000 11:54:38 -0500 Received: from Noell ([32.101.11.177]) by galaxyinternet.net with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.5.1877.117.11); Sat, 2 Dec 2000 11:35:09 -0500 Message-ID: <003a01c05c7e$5adc5e00$b10b6520@Noell> From: "Noell" To: "fmf_1" , "Earl J. Metzler" , "Deb Pepple" , "Cherie Fish" , "Kathy Spaugh" , "Ronald James Fisher" , "Stephen Rupchock" , "Toni Wise" Subject: The Date: Sat, 2 Dec 2000 11:37:35 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="Windows-1252" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good. And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood." And God said, "Let us make Man... And so God created Man in his own image; male and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit. And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game." And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained 5 pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds. And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained 10 pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained another 20 pounds. And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created HMO's.