Message-ID: <624301.1075855510677.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 07:12:00 -0800 (PST) From: internet-html@emazing.com To: internet-html@emazing.com Subject: EMAZING Internet Tip of the Day - The Onion Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-From: EMAZING X-To: EMAZING X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf =09=09EMAZING Home[IMAGE]Edit Your ProfilePrivacy =09=09 =09=09 =09=09Advice and Living - Brain Candy - Business and Money - Comics - Daybr= eakers -=20 Entertainment =09=09Espa=0Fol - Games - Good Thoughts - Grapevine - Greetings - Health - = Hobbies -=20 Horoscopes =09=09Household Hints- Kitchen - Music - Sports - Style - Technology - Trav= el -=20 Wireless =09=09 =09=09[IMAGE] =09=09 =09=09 =09=09 Apply now for an Aria Visa! =09=09Imagine a credit card with a 0% introductory APR on purchases (for co= mplete=20 pricing information and important terms and conditions, please click on the= =20 link below) and a 30-second online credit decision (subject to verification= ).=20 Click here for more details. =20 =09=09 =09=09 =09=09 =09=09Internet Tip of the Day =09=09Tuesday November 21, 2000 =09=09 =09=09The Onion =20 =09=09 =09=09Quick! What's the funniest site on the Web? If you said The Onion, "A= merica's=20 Finest News Source," consider your sense of humor validated. This online=20 newspaper is the best social satire going -- no small feat in this=20 postmodern, post-satire age. Ostensibly another news site, The Onion offers= a=20 twisted view of current events and the typical fodder of local newspapers.= =20 The current issue has election news -- "Vote, Voter Wasted" -- and human=20 interest -- "Neighborhood Children Gear Up for Hotly Anticipated 'Opening o= f=20 the Gerbil's Tomb.'" The site uses friends and relations of the editors for= =20 pictures. Good sports because usually they're posing as the incredible dwee= bs=20 and losers populating the typical Onion news story. Be warned -- The Onion = is=20 too funny to resist. You'll be mailing stories to friends and wasting the= =20 boss's time if you're not careful. By the way, the Onion bills itself as "n= ot=20 intended for readers under 18 years of age." I might ! recommend that the= =20 easily offended or politically rigid avoid it, for the sake of cardiovascul= ar=20 health. =09=09 =09=09Visit The Onion site! =09=09 =09=09- Dennis Ryan =09=09 =09=09Email this tip to a friend - Browse the Archives =09=09 =09=09Today's Science & Technology News: =09=09 =09=09Parrots Push Melting Pot Too Far =09=09An all-too-successful non-native population of parrots in Los Angeles= has=20 been traced to a pet shop fire in the 1950s. The U.S. was called the world'= s=20 biggest polluter at the Hague climate conference. There's more evidence tha= t=20 water once flowed on Mars. A "chance mutation" led to "immortal skin," say= =20 researchers. And the Pentium 4 is here. Click here to read more! =09=09[IMAGE] =09=09 =09=09 @Home Internet Service =09=09Surf faster! Click here to learn about the nation's #1 broadband Inte= rnet=20 service =09=09 =09=09Our e-greetings aren't turkeys... =09=09But we have plenty with turkeys on them to celebrate your holiday=20 get-togethers and feasts! =09=09 =09=09Holiday gift shopping made easy... =09=09It's Flooz! The online gift currency you send by email! =09=09 =09=09Win a FREE Sony Playstation 2 from Half.com! =09=09Every dollar spent at Half.com is an entry. Easy holiday shopping is= waiting=20 for you at our Holiday Gift Central! =09=09 =09=09You've made your decision. =09=09While you wait for the rest of the country to catch up, check out inD= ecision=20 2000 on the Grapevine. =09=09 =09=09 QUOTE OF THE DAY =09=09How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty six dif= ferent=20 kinds of cheese?=20 =09=09- Charles de Gaulle =09=09 =09=09 [IMAGE] =09=09 =09=09 =09=09 =09=09 Music is a way to escape the mundane world! =09=09And that's exactly what you can do with these FREE audio tips! Learn = how to=20 take good care of your audio equipment, how to get the best sound for your= =20 listening pleasure, or how to keep your mom from telling you to turn it dow= n=20 (with the best headphones for your money)! Tune in to EMAZING's Audio Tip o= f=20 the Day! Click here for more details. =20 =09=09 =09=09[IMAGE] =09=09? =09=09Advertise - Company Info - Feedback - Help - Jobs - Privacy Policy - = Terms &=20 Conditions =09=09Archives - Edit Your Profile -?Unsubscribe =09=09 =09=09EMAZING.com is a service of EMAZING, INC. Copyright 2000. All Rights = Reserved. =09=09EMAZING.com - Whatever you're into, we email it to you. FREE!=20 [IMAGE]