Message-ID: <33511231.1075855525534.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2000 11:53:00 -0700 (PDT) From: judy.hernandez@enron.com To: jh306@netzro.net Subject: Joke Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Judy Hernandez X-To: jh306@netzro.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT on 06/30/2000 06:53 PM --------------------------- Eve Puckett@ENRON 06/28/2000 02:47 PM To: Leslie Smith/HOU/ECT@ECT, Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Lynette Powell/Corp/Enron@Enron, Angela Barnett/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Joke ---------------------- Forwarded by Eve Puckett/Corp/Enron on 06/28/2000 02:45 PM --------------------------- Enron North America Corp. From: Jorge Olivares 06/28/2000 11:58 AM To: Eve Puckett/Corp/Enron@ENRON cc: Subject: Joke > A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. > The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog > down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body > and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is > dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, > demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes > out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat > sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the > dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. > > The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that > you're dog is dead, too." The man is still unwilling to accept that > his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black lab, the lab sniffs the > body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. > The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your > dog is dead too." > > The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks > how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." > > "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man. > > "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my > initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab > tests."