Message-ID: <27748975.1075855554162.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 01:56:00 -0800 (PST) From: jennifer.cutaia@enron.com To: judy.hernandez@enron.com, crystal.reyna@enron.com, sarah.reyna@enron.com, norma.chavez@enron.com, eve.puckett@enron.com, denissa.arredondo@enron.com, veronica.gonzalez@pahou.panmail.com, lauratietje@aol.com, silvia.garcia@viatel.com, rosiepelzer@altavista.com Subject: Chick Poem Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Jennifer Cutaia X-To: Judy Hernandez, Crystal Reyna, Sarah Reyna, Norma Chavez, Eve Puckett, Denissa Arredondo, Veronica.Gonzalez@pahou.panmail.com, LauraTietje@aol.com, Silvia.Garcia@viatel.com, RosiePelzer@altavista.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Jennifer Cutaia/Corp/Enron on 11/28/2000 09:53 AM --------------------------- Etelvina Guerra@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT 11/28/2000 09:49 AM To: Jessica.Anaya/HOU/ECT@ECT, claudiaidette@aol.com, , ccantu@abm.com, aurora_garcia@valic.com, HerreraM@perryhomes.net, Jennifer Cutaia/CORP/ENRON@ENRON, karina.benavides@lyondell-citgo.com, Iris montemayor/GPGFIN/ENRON@Enron, yolly_lolly@yahoo.com, Claudia.Guerra@Enron.Com, Perla Montemayor@Enron cc: Subject: Chick Poem > CHICK POEM > > > > > > A poem for us gals..... > > > > > > To us girls. > > > > > > Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess > > > I have two mounds upon my bodice > > > I shave my legs, I sit down to pee > > > Can justify any shopping spree. > > > > > > Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon > > > Can get a massage without a hard-on > > > I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas > > > Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. > > > My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. > > > At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. > > > I don't drive in circles at any cost, > > > And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. > > > I never forget an important date > > > You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late > > > I don't watch movies with lots of gore > > > Don't need instant replay to remember the score. > > > I won't lose my hair, > > > I don't get jock itch, > > > And just cause I'm assertive, > > > Don't call me a bitch. > > > > > > I don't wear the same underwear everyday > > > The food in my fridge has no sign of decay. > > > Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart, > > > Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art > > > Don't say to your friends, > > > Oh yeah, I can get her > > > In your dreams, my dear, > > > I can do better!!! > > > > > > Flowers are okay, > > > But jewelry's best. > > > Would you look at my face, > > > Not at my chest! > > > > > > I don't have a problem > > > Expressing my feelings > > > I know when you're lying, > > > You look at the ceiling. > > > > > > Don't call me a girl, > > > A babe or a chick. > > > I am a WOMAN, > > > Get it, you prick?! > > > > > > Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE > > > streak of bad love life. Not that I believe the above, I just think >you > > > should > > > forward this to 4 women so they can laugh too!!! > > > > > > So, just EXACTLY, what is a BITCH????? > > > B -- Babe > > > I -- In > > > T -- Total > > > C -- Control of > > > H -- Herself >