Message-ID: <20700071.1075855550280.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2000 00:33:00 -0800 (PST) From: maria.sandoval@enron.com To: andrea.guillen@enron.com, phenicia.olivier@enron.com, bernice.rodriguez@enron.com, melissa.rodriguez@enron.com, cassandra.dutton@enron.com, lorraine.becker@enron.com, melba.lozano@enron.com, chantelle.villanueva@enron.com, patty.soria@halliburton.com, elizabeth.gutierrez@eott.com, judy.hernandez@enron.com, elizabeth.soto@enron.com, amolina@unifirst.com, pamela.sonnier@enron.com, yolanda.pena@enron.com, claudia.clark@enron.com, lisa.shoemake@enron.com, alex.saldana@enron.com, alisha.guerrero@enron.com, brenda.flores-cuellar@enron.com, sara.solorio@enron.com, brenda.barreda@enron.com, amber.limas@enron.com, anabel.gutierrez@enron.com, raquel.lopez@enron.com, katherine.reyna@enron.com, mckenzie.senigal@enron.com, amy.rios@enron.com, jsoria@stellarevent.com, jfgarcia2000@aol.com, lopezj@houstoncellular.com, maria.coglianese@mcd.com, teresa.orta@mcd.com, monica.richardson@sous.com Subject: Tickle Me Elmo Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Maria Sandoval X-To: Andrea R Guillen, Phenicia Olivier, Bernice Rodriguez, Melissa Rodriguez, Cassandra S Dutton, Lorraine Becker, Melba Lozano, Chantelle Villanueva, patty.soria@halliburton.com, elizabeth.gutierrez@eott.com, Judy Hernandez, Elizabeth Soto, amolina@unifirst.com, Pamela Sonnier, Yolanda Pena, Claudia Clark, Lisa Shoemake, Alex Saldana, Alisha Guerrero, Brenda Flores-Cuellar, Sara Solorio, Brenda Barreda, Amber Limas, Anabel Gutierrez, Raquel Lopez, Katherine Reyna, Mckenzie Senigal, Amy Rios, "James Soria" , jfgarcia2000@aol.com, lopezj@houstoncellular.com, maria.coglianese@mcd.com, teresa.orta@mcd.com, "Richardson, Monica" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf > The Elmo Misunderstanding > > A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel > manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at > 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel > manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting > about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole > line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the > factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up > all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a > roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They > both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two > marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. > The > personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he > pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I > guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test > tickles." >