Message-ID: <15598037.1075860866785.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2002 17:35:22 -0800 (PST) From: susan.wadle@enron.com To: eric.gadd@enron.com, kevin.hyatt@enron.com, sylvia.sauseda@enron.com, earl.hailey@enron.com, lora.sullivan@enron.com Subject: FW: quite amusing.... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Wadle, Susan X-To: Gadd, Eric , Hyatt, Kevin , Sauseda, Sylvia , Hailey, Earl , Sullivan, Lora X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Deleted Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst >>BIG 5 Joke >> >>It was the first day of school and a new student named >>Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the >>fourth grade. >> >>The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. >>Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of >>blank faces, except for Suzuki, "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. >> >>"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the >>people, for the people, shall not perish from the >>earth'?" Again, no response except from Suzuki: >>"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki >> >>The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. >>Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows moreabout its history than >>you do.She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs >> >>"Who said that?" she demanded >> >>Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982 >> >>At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna >>puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" >> >>Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, >>1991." >> >>Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" >> >>Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the >>teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" >> >>Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If >>you say anything else, I'll kill you." >> >>Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to >>Chandra Levy 2001." >> >>The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around >>the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG >>trouble!" and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2001." >