Message-ID: <33410406.1075860871662.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 13:02:40 -0800 (PST) From: kevin.hyatt@enron.com To: lmfoust@aol.com Subject: FW: Fw: pet peeves Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Hyatt, Kevin X-To: 'lmfoust@aol.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Sent Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst >> >>10 THINGS THAT CAN PISS A PERSON OFF ... >> >>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know >>where my watch is, buddy ... where the hell is yours? Do I point at my >>crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? I didn't think so. >> >>2. The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy, considering that he doesn't >>have a penis. >> >>3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room >>for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it >>manually. >> >>4. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it to >>Back off, spanky!!! What good is a piece of cake if you can't eat it? >>What should I do ... eat someone else's piece of cake instead? >> >>5. When people say, "It's always the last place you look. " No shit, >>Sherlock. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already >>found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Why aren't they in >>treatment? >> >>6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, I >>paid >>$7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling. What did you come >>here for? >> >>7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a >>choice there, did ya buddy? >> >>8. When something is "New & Improved". Which is it? If it's new, then >>there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then >>there must have been something before it. >> >>9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were >>going. Stop pulling people over and expecting them to do your job. It's >>not my fault you can't figure out the radar. >> >>And here's the tenth thing that really can drive a person nuts ... >> >>10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people >>with >>stupid mail with no meaning, that you will be granted a wish, or make your >>long-lost love fall into your arms, or have your significant other >>perform >>sex on demand. It's all bull! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid >>chain >>letter that the computer gods are going to curse me. Oh, the terror and >>horror. What a crock. >> >>By the way, if you send this to ten people, shit won't happen, and that >>person you're in love with won't come crawling to you. So if you feel >>this >>is funny, go on and send it to someone else, but don't expect one thing in >>return!!! >> >> > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp