Message-ID: <29081265.1075860873465.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 06:02:00 -0800 (PST) From: kevin.hyatt@enron.com To: david.roensch@enron.com Subject: One good joke deserves another Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Hyatt, Kevin X-To: Roensch, David X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Sent Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst I've been good so far. I hear you may be meeting with Aquila this week on the Red Lake storage project. Give me a shout and please let me know how that goes. enjoy the joke!!! The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the > Middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the > employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out > staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose >theme was "Viagra advertising slogans." > > Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use >past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra. > > About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a > "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the >week > went very well for everyone. > > 10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!" > 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper > 8. Viagra, Like a rock! > 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. > 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. > 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. > 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man]. > 3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling! > 2. Viagra, We bring goodthings to life! > > And the unanimous number one slogan: > > 1.This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions -----Original Message----- From: Roensch, David Sent: Saturday, February 09, 2002 8:41 PM To: Hyatt, Kevin Subject: A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." How the hell you been doing Kevin? Someone told me that the new name for EnronOnLine was going to be UB SOL.