Message-ID: <23382489.1075842238653.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 01:10:00 -0800 (PST) From: pat.radford@enron.com To: dan.hyvl@enron.com, kaye.ellis@enron.com, jenny.helton@enron.com, linda.noske@enron.com, aeanabors@aol.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Onward Christian Soldiers Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Pat Radford X-To: Dan J Hyvl, Kaye Ellis, Jenny Helton, Linda J Noske, aeanabors@aol.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf > > | Actual announcements placed in church bulletins .... > > > > | Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the > > | recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. > > | > > | Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at > > Calvary > > | Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the > > way > > | from Africa. > > | > > | For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a > > nursery > > | downstairs. > > | > > | Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of > > those > > | things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. > > | > > | The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a > > | conflict. > > | > > | Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies > > are > > | invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. > > | > > | The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water". The sermon > > tonight > > | "Searching for Jesus." > > | > > | Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more > > | transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes > > of > > | Pastor Jack's sermons. > > | > > | Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at > > someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much > > about > > you. > > | > > | Don't let worry kill you - let the church help. > > | > > | A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. > > Music > > | will follow. > > | > > | At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is > > hell?" > > | Come early and listen to our choir practice. > > | > > | Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of > > several > > | new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. > > | > > | The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys > > sinning > > | to join the choir. > > | > > | Pot luck supper Sunday at 5pm - prayer and medication to follow. > > | > > | The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They > > may be > > | seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. > > | > > | This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from > > the > > | church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. > > | > > | The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would > > lend > > | him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday > > morning. > > | > > | Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use > > the > > | backdoor. > > | > > | Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. > > Please > > | use the large double doors at the side entrances. > > | > > | Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. > > | > > | The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign > > slogan > > | last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours". > > | > >