Message-ID: <28984118.1075842240151.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Sun, 8 Apr 2001 14:13:00 -0700 (PDT) From: muleman1@earthlink.net To: charles.smith@alcoa.com, dan.j.hyvl@enron.com Subject: Fw: Good Dog Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Buddy & Doris" X-To: "Buddy Smith" , "Dan J Hyvl" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf ----- Original Message ----- From: "Smith, Charles" To: "BETTYE L. (E-mail)" ; "Gensler, Christina" ; "Muzny, George A." ; "Doris (E-mail)" ; "Jennifer (E-mail)" ; "Larry&Ann (E-mail)" ; "Leroy Phillips (E-mail)" ; "Matous, Walter" Sent: Friday, March 30, 2001 10:41 AM Subject: FW: Good Dog > > Subject: FW: Good Dog > > > > > > Bob was showing off his hunting dog to his friend Bill. They went down > towards a lake and Bob said to the dog, > "How many ducks are there boy?" The dog raced off to the lake, came back > a couple of minutes later, and > barked twice. Seconds later, two ducks floated into view. > > "That was unbelievable, can he do it again?" Bill asked. "Sure", > responded Bob, "how many ducks are there > boy?" The dog raced off again, came back, and barked four times. Four > ducks flew in and landed on the pond. > > "I have to have that dog," Bill said, "I'll give you $5000 and all of my > hunting dogs." They agreed to the deal, and > Bill took the dog home to show off to his wife. Bill and his wife took > his new dog down to the lake and Bill said, > "How many ducks are there boy?" The dog raced off, came back, grabbed a > stick, shook it, and threw it over > his shoulder. > > "Bob gypped you," his wife said "You are such a fool." Bill protested, > "But I saw it work, let me try again. How > many ducks are there boy?" Again the dog raced off, came back, grabbed a > stick, shook it, and threw it over > his shoulder. > > "Oh my" Bill said, "this dog is useless." Then, after selling the dog, > he went back and told the story to Bob. After > hearing that Bill had sold the dog, Bob cried "YOU FOOL! That dog was > telling you that there were more ducks > than you could shake a stick at!"