Message-ID: <14777404.1075842242149.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 06:33:00 -0700 (PDT) From: charles.smith@alcoa.com To: blanghem@anthonysylvan.com, christina.gensler@alcoa.com, courtney.pistorius@alcoa.com, dan.j.hyvl@enron.com, george.muzny@alcoa.com, jhefti1528@aol.com, lvlindley@earthlink.net, laura.frei@alcoa.com, dimedollar@hotmail.com, matouw@alcoa.com, syranch@juno.com Subject: FW: Checking Account Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Smith, Charles" X-To: "BETTYE L. (E-mail)" , "Gensler, Christina" , "Pistorius, Courtney C." , "Dan J Hyvl (E-mail)" , "Muzny, George A." , "Jennifer (E-mail)" , "Larry&Ann (E-mail)" , "Frei, Laura (ISC at Alcoa)" , "Leroy Phillips (E-mail)" , "Matous, Walter" , "S-Y RANCH (E-mail)" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf Subject: FW: Checking Account > > > A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the > > > > woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn > > > > checking account." > > > > The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, > > > > sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" > > > > "Listen up damn it. I said I want to open a damn > > > > checking account now!" > > > > "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not > > > > tolerated in this bank." > > > > The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank > > > > manager to inform him of her situation. The manager > > > > agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that > > > > foul language. They both return to the window and the > > > > manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be > > > > the problem here?" > > > > "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won > > > > 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I just want > > > > to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, > > > > okay?" > > > > I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving > > > > you a hard time?" > > >