Message-ID: <17675070.1075842242451.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2001 02:11:00 -0700 (PDT) From: nbutler@susmangodfrey.com To: dan.j.hyvl@enron.com Subject: FW: Motorbike Girls Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Noel Butler X-To: "'Dan.J.Hyvl@enron.com'" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf -----Original Message----- From: Robert L. Dittert [mailto:rld@swmedmgt.com] Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:36 PM To: Dee Koehler (E-mail); Jeff Watkins (E-mail); Mary A. Harris (E-mail); Noel Butler; Veronica Dittert (E-mail) Subject: FW: Motorbike Girls Subject: Motorbike Girls > > Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and > > went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've such > a > > good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you > > can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for > a > > minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took > Arthur > > to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, > "Hey, > > aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said > Arthur, > > "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your > > invention. > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. > > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. > > 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally, > > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good > > points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super > > computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer > > printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that > my > > invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, > > more men are riding my invention than yours." >