Message-ID: <21229282.1075842246368.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 24 May 2001 23:50:00 -0700 (PDT) From: dan.hyvl@enron.com To: stacy.dickson@enron.com Subject: Now I understand why you didn't pick up the phone at noon yesterday Cc: jenny.helton@enron.com, kaye.ellis@enron.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: jenny.helton@enron.com, kaye.ellis@enron.com X-From: Dan J Hyvl X-To: Stacy E Dickson X-cc: Jenny Helton, Kaye Ellis X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf THE BLONDE KIDNAPPER A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, a blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"