Message-ID: <14287991.1075842212434.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 8 Jun 1999 05:04:00 -0700 (PDT) From: dan.hyvl@enron.com To: jenny.helton@enron.com Subject: FW: Fw: The Three Little Pigs Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Dan J Hyvl X-To: Jenny Helton X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf Maybe you like this type better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --------- > > Subject: FW: The Three Little Pigs > > > >> > > My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at > >> > > night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs > >> > > parts of the stories for fun. > >> > > > >> > > One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class > >> > > as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. > >> > > > >> > > She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying > >> > > to acquire building materials for his home. She said "...And so > >> > > the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and > >> > > said "Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to > >> > > build my house with?" > >> > > > >> > > Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that > >> > > man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I > >> > > know! I know! He said 'Holy Shit!! A talking pig!'" > >> > > > >> > > The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. > >