Message-ID: <28765028.1075842264076.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 02:04:00 -0700 (PDT) From: pat.radford@enron.com To: linda.noske@enron.com, kaye.ellis@enron.com, jenny.helton@enron.com, dan.hyvl@enron.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Pat Radford X-To: Linda J Noske, Kaye Ellis, Jenny Helton, Dan J Hyvl X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\Miscellaneous X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf > > > > TOP TEN REDNECK COUNTRY SONGS OF ALL TIME > > ***************************************** > > 10. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You > > Goodbye! > > 9. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't > > Run - So We're Even. > > 8. I Haven't Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure > > Woke Up With A Few > > 7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now > > 6. You Gave Me Warm Fuzzies....Now I'm on Penicillin! > > 5. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure > > 4. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger > > 3. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly > > 2. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better > > 1. She's A Lookin' Better After Every Beer > > > > >