Message-ID: <4106754.1075842264266.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 05:20:00 -0700 (PDT) From: charles.smith@alcoa.com To: blanghem@anthonysylvan.com, brenda.rowan@alcoa.com, christina.gensler@alcoa.com, clb1@valmont.com, courtney.pistorius@alcoa.com, dan.j.hyvl@enron.com, darvin.kaderka@alcoa.com, muleman1@earthlink.net, lvlindley@earthlink.net, laura.frei@alcoa.com, syranch@juno.com Subject: FW: Americans Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Smith, Charles" X-To: "BETTYE L. (E-mail)" , "Rowan, Brenda" , "Gensler, Christina" , "Christopher Beasley (E-mail)" , "Pistorius, Courtney C." , "Dan J Hyvl (E-mail)" , "Kaderka, Darvin J." , "Doris (E-mail)" , "Larry&Ann (E-mail)" , "Frei, Laura (ISC at Alcoa)" , "S-Y RANCH (E-mail)" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\Miscellaneous X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf Subject: Americans I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars. I > > believe > > the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level > > governmental > > functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack > addicts > > squirting out babies. > > > > I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. > > > > I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T > > or Marilyn Manson sang. > > > > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. > > > > I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. > > > > I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. > > > > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in > > English. > > > > I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for > > unpopular opinions or actions. > > > > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. > > > > I don't want to eat anything with the words light, or fat-free on the > > package. > > > > My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Full House and Bob Saget. > > > > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > > > > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. > > > > I think global warming is a big lie. > > > > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years > > in the desert after leaving Egypt; I haven't burned any witches or > > been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. > > > > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jesse > > Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money? And why is he always > > part > > of the problem and not the solution. > > > > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're > running > > from them. > > > > I hate those idiots standing in the intersections trying to sell me > > crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These > > people should be targets.[AMEN] > > > > I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. > > > > I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better. > > > > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a > > parent. > > > > I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please > > don't pretend they are a political statement. > > > > I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.