Message-ID: <754976.1075842264293.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 05:32:00 -0700 (PDT) From: charles.smith@alcoa.com To: blanghem@anthonysylvan.com, brenda.rowan@alcoa.com, christina.gensler@alcoa.com, clb1@valmont.com, dan.j.hyvl@enron.com, lvlindley@earthlink.net, dimedollar@hotmail.com, matouw@alcoa.com Subject: FW: Football Farts Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Smith, Charles" X-To: "BETTYE L. (E-mail)" , "Rowan, Brenda" , "Gensler, Christina" , "Christopher Beasley (E-mail)" , "Dan J Hyvl (E-mail)" , "Larry&Ann (E-mail)" , "Leroy Phillips (E-mail)" , "Matous, Walter" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\Miscellaneous X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf > > > > > > An old man and his wife have gone to bed. > > After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says, > "Seven points." > > His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" > > "Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing." > > A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie > score." > > After about ten minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm > ahead 14 to 7." > > Now starting to get into it, the wife quickly farts again and says > "Touchdown, tie score." > > The old man, not to be outdone, strains really hard but to no avail. He > can't fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he > has, trying for one more fart. Straining real hard, the old man shits the > > bed. > > The wife asks, "What in the hell was that?" > > The old man replies, "Half-time . . . switch sides." > > > > > > > >