Message-ID: <21377495.1075856532863.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 08:01:00 -0800 (PST) From: vince.kaminski@enron.com To: vkaminski@aol.com Subject: FW: This one is good! 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Bonnie Fogal Account Consultant Houston/L8 713-706-4740 713-706-4750 - Fax It is impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside. -----Original Message----- From:?? RDunaway@guar.com [mailto:RDunaway@guar.com] Sent:?? Tuesday, December 12, 2000 12:01 PM To:???? rdhambrick@unum.com; bgfogal@unum.com; jcruz@unum.com; denice@plumhoff.com; wadams@cargoiah.com Subject:??????? This one is good! ---------------------- Forwarded by Robin Dunaway/Group/GMLC on 12/12/2000 09:00 AM --------------------------- Alisa Magee 12/12/2000 08:40 AM To:???? Stephanie Baloga/Group/GMLC, Melanie Beisert ??????? , Jennifer Campanelli/Group/GMLC, ??????? Robin Dunaway/Group/GMLC, Paulette Dutton/Group/GMLC, Allison ??????? Etzler/Group/GMLC, LSuire@aol.com, webmaster@icnc.org, "Lynn Magee" ??????? , Cathy Porter , ??????? bonnies@blairpc.com, "Karen Taylor" ??????? cc: ??????? ??????? Subject:??????? This one is good! ?> How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election: > > from journalist Ken Eckler...... > > > > How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election: > > Ok, Folks. I've given the people in Florida plenty of time to get this > > election finished. Now It is my turn: > > > > #1: Al Gore becomes President of the United States (all 49 states). > > > > #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas. Gore > > shouldn't mind as he said we were the worst state in the union during the > > campaign. > > > > So what does Texas have to survive as a Republic? > > > > NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry). > > > > We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States (that is why > > Houston has problems with the air quality). > > > > Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with > > Texas," will take on new meaning. > > > > Oil - we can supply all the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the > > next 300 years. > > > > Natural Gas-Again we have all we need (too bad about those northern > > states).? Al Gore will figure a way to keep Tipper and you warm.... > > > > Computer Industry-we currently lead the nation in producing computer > > chips. > > A small place named Texas Industries, Dell Computer, EDS, etc., etc. > > > > Health Centers-We have the largest research centers for Cancer research, > > the best burn centers, and other large health planning centers. > > > > We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Rice, Texas Tech, > > > > University of Houston, SMU, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc. > > > > We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need some > > more) and our friends across the border will pour in by the thousands. > > > > We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc. > > > > This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas > > afloat. > > > > Now to the rest of the United States under President Gore: > > > > Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only > > President Gore will be able to drive around in his SUV which gets him > > about > > 9 miles per gallon. The rest of the United States will have to walk or > > ride > > bikes. > > > > You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your > > communications. > > > > You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Al's promised > > global warming, I'm sure you won't get cold! > > > > You won't need our computer chips since you won't have electricity to > > power > > the computers. > > > > So don't worry about us down here in Texas. We will be OK. > > __________________________________________________________________________