Message-ID: <21501579.1075862414429.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 14:49:36 -0800 (PST) From: susan.hadix@elpaso.com To: dave_smith@oxy.com, david_garza@oxy.com, dawn_jankowski@oxy.com, eric_phair@oxy.com, ewhe@dynegy.com, gordon_wilkinson@oxy.com, hans_kast@kindermorgan.com, jason_devon@oxy.com, jennifer_lamprecht@oxy.com, jjakubik@ti.com, kennyb@solacomm.com, kimberlyb@gulfmarkenergy.com, kcarsten@pcenergy.com, kkmarlow@duke-energy.com, kvanwagner@reliantenergy.com, mary.t.williams@usa.conoco.com, gowen@enron.com, matthew.gowen@elpaso.com, muvnonhig@aol.com, msro@dynegy.com, pam_macaul@bmc.com, patrick_rockecharlie@bmc.com, ryaeger552@aol.com, smaki@aep.com, tkuyken@enron.com, vgsa@dynegy.com, lannou@enron.com, aimee.lannou@elpaso.com Subject: FW: who should be in charge?? Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Hadix, Susan X-To: Dave Smith (E-mail) , David Garza (E-mail) , Dawn Jankowski (E-mail) , Eric Phair (E-mail) , Gene Hedges (E-mail) , Gordie Wilkinson (E-mail) , Hans Kast (E-mail) , Jason DeVon (E-mail) , Jennifer Lamprecht (E-mail) , John Jakubik (E-mail) , Kenny Brazzale (E-mail) , Kim Bonhomme (E-mail) , Kim Carsten (E-mail 2) , Kim Marlow (E-mail) , Kristine VanWagner (E-mail) , Mary Williams (E-mail) , Gowen, Matthew , Mike & Helene Higgins (E-mail) , Mike Rothchild (E-mail) , Pam Macaul (E-mail) , Patrick Rockecharlie (E-mail) , Renee Yaeger (E-mail) , Sean Maki (E-mail) , Tori Kuykendall (E-mail) , Victor Salazar (E-mail) , Lannou, Aimee X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \TKUYKEN (Non-Privileged)\Kuykendall, Tori\Deleted Items X-Origin: Kuykendall-T X-FileName: TKUYKEN (Non-Privileged).pst All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was > the one in charge. > > "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's > systems, so without me nothing would happen." > > "I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all > over, so without me you'd all waste away." > > "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and > give all of you energy." > > "I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever > it needs to go." > > "I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see > where it goes." > > "I should be in charge, said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for > waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and > insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the > brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got > wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided > that the rectum should be the boss. > > The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge. > > ****************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it from the ElPaso Corporation are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender. ******************************************************************