Message-ID: <24648078.1075856172462.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 01:52:00 -0800 (PST) From: tori.kuykendall@enron.com To: rhaygood@darbylaw.com Subject: FW: Stress Relief from "Loopy Chickenbutt" Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Tori Kuykendall X-To: rhaygood@darbylaw.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Tori_Kuykendall_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Kuykendall-T X-FileName: tkuyken.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Tori Kuykendall/HOU/ECT on 02/23/2001 09:52 AM --------------------------- on 02/23/2001 09:10:31 AM To: CandMserv@aol.com, Chis.Gales@Compaq.com, ELamprecht@encompserv.com, hadix.susan@epenergy.com, Ian_Johnston@nexeninc.com, jeff_chapman@mentorg.com, Pam_Macaul@bmc.com, rwalls@lgl.ci.houston.tx.us, sheri.thomas@enron.com, tkuyken@enron.com, Tracey.Tripp@enron.com cc: Subject: FW: Stress Relief from "Chim-Chim" & "Cheeseball" > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness > to break up the day. Here is your dose... > > Follow the instructions to find your funny name. > > The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants > and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey: The evil > Professor forces everyone to assume new names. > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: > > > a = stinky > > > b = lumpy > > > c = buttercup > > > d = gidget > > > e = crusty > > > f = greasy > > > g = fluffy > > > h = cheeseball > > > i = chim-chim > > > j = poopsie > > > k = flunky > > > l = booger > > > m = pinky > > > n = zippy > > > o = goober > > > p = doofus > > > q = slimy > > > r = loopy > > > s = snotty > > > t = falafel > > > u = dorkey > > > v = squeezit > > > w = oprah > > > x = skipper > > > y = dinky > > > z = zsa-zsa > > > > > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of > your NEW last name: > > > a = diaper > > > b = toilet > > > c = giggle > > > d = bubble > > > e = girdle > > > f = bar > > > g = lizard > > > h = waffle > > > i = cootie > > > j = monkey > > > k = potty > > > l = liver > > > m = banana > > > n = rhino > > > o = burger > > > p = hamster > > > q = toad > > > r = gizzard > > > s = pizza > > > t = gerbil > > > u = chicken > > > v = pickle > > > w = chuckle > > > x = tofu > > > y = gorilla > > > z = stinker > > > > > > Now, Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second > half of your NEW last name: > > > a = head > > > b = mouth > > > c = face > > > d = nose > > > e = tush > > > f = breath > > > g = pants > > > h = shorts > > > i = lips > > > j = honker > > > k = butt > > > l = brain > > > m = tushie > > > n = chunks > > > o = hiney > > > p = potatoes > > > r = buns > > > s = fanny > > > t = sniffer > > > u = sprinkles > > > v = kisser > > > w = squirt > > > x = humperdinck > > > y = brains > > > z = juice > > > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go > figure. To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too: Lumpy > Burgertush. > > > > Now when you forward this... use your new name in the subject line > > > > Chim-Chim Chickenbrain (a.k.a. Gail Rudloff) & Cheeseball Diapersprinkles > (a.k.a. John Manuel) > > > Gail Rudloff > OEMI - Trade Control > 713-215-7084 > > <<...OLE_Obj...>> Have an outstanding day! >