Message-ID: <8439999.1075849757498.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 05:17:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: mmmarcantel@equiva.com Subject: Fw: FW: Fw: The moves] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: mmmarcantel@equiva.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Nov2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: LENHART-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 04/12/2001 12:16 PM --------------------------- Matthew Lenhart 04/10/2001 12:04 PM To: Eric Bass/HOU/ECT, Chad Landry/HOU/ECT@ECT, Timothy Blanchard/HOU/EES@EES, Luis Mena/NA/Enron@Enron, Bryan Hull/HOU/ECT@ECT, Paul T Lucci/NA/Enron@Enron, val.generes@accenture.com, Jay Reitmeyer/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fw: FW: Fw: The moves] ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 04/10/2001 01:02 PM --------------------------- "Ryan Lee" on 04/10/2001 12:48:00 PM To: cc: Subject: Fw: FW: Fw: The moves] ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joel Bagby" To: "Andy Patton (E-mail)" ; "ben abendroth" ; "Brian Beggs (E-mail)" ; "Claude.Aldridge" ; "Dave Shaw (E-mail)" ; "rlipari" ; "Ryan Dickinson Work (E-mail)" ; "RYAN LEE" Sent: Friday, January 12, 2001 1:21 PM Subject: [Fwd: FW: Fw: The moves] > > Return-Path: JNASH@cerner.com Received: from sj-msg-core-2.cisco.com (sj-msg-core-2.cisco.com [171.69.43.88]) by fargo.cisco.com (8.8.6 (PHNE_17190)/CISCO.SERVER.1.2) with ESMTP id LAA12684 for ; Fri, 12 Jan 2001 11:14:24 -0800 (PST) Received: from sj-msg-av-2.cisco.com (sj-msg-av-2.cisco.com [171.71.163.110]) by sj-msg-core-2.cisco.com (8.9.3/8.9.1) with ESMTP id LAA00170 for ; Fri, 12 Jan 2001 11:14:31 -0800 (PST) Received: from proxy2.cisco.com (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by sj-msg-av-2.cisco.com (8.10.1/8.10.1) with ESMTP id f0CJEKr24603 for ; Fri, 12 Jan 2001 11:14:20 -0800 (PST) Received: from ns1.cerner.com (ns1.cerner.com [159.140.254.60]) by proxy2.cisco.com (8.9.1b+Sun/8.9.3) with ESMTP id LAA15031 for ; Fri, 12 Jan 2001 11:12:12 -0800 (PST) Received: from mailscan02.cerner.com (ao.cerner.com [159.140.254.10]) by ns1.cerner.com (8.11.0/8.11.0) with SMTP id f0CJCUu20355; Fri, 12 Jan 2001 13:12:30 -0600 Received: from 159.140.11.38 by mailscan02.cerner.com (InterScan E-Mail VirusWall NT); Fri, 12 Jan 2001 13:12:13 -0600 (Central Standard Time) Received: by MAIL with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2448.0) id ; Fri, 12 Jan 2001 13:03:20 -0600 Message-ID: From: "Nash,Jeff" To: "'Andrew Murawski'" , "'andrew w klasing'" , "'Blake Roth'" , "'Clint Hooker'" , "'Cory Littlepage'" , "'Daniel Brock'" , "'David Henderson'" , "'JGStanford@webtv.net'" , "'Jimmy Spillman'" , "'Joel Bagby'" , "'Kevin Dodson'" , "'Kevin Dodson'" , "'Moeller, Clark'" , "'Randy Roth'" , "'Robert Iorio'" , "'Ryan Butler'" , "'Scott Salyer'" , "Harse,David" , "Cheek,John" , "Kemp,Chris" Subject: FW: Fw: The moves Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2001 13:12:11 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2448.0) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 Number 2 is the good stuff, sounds like a Sal maneuver. ----- Original Message ----- > Message-ID: <000b01c079b0$c4879a00$0300a8c0@kc.rr.com> > From: "Derek Niehus" > To: > Subject: Fw: The moves > Date: Mon, 8 Jan 2001 14:22:47 -0600 > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. The Teabagging > > > > The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's > > > > forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the > > timeless > > > > phrase -- "Who's Your daddy?" > > > > > > > > 2. The Houdini > > > > Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then > > > > pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she > > > > turns > > > > around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked > and > > > > amazed, wondering how you managed it. > > > > > > > > 3. The Angry Dragon > > > > Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the > > > > back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, > > > > she'll > > > > look like an angry dragon. > > > > > > > > 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch > > > > The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the > > > > back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large > cold > > > > bottle > > > > of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. > Then, > > > > shake > > > > her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, > Sperm > > > > Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. > > > > > > > > 5. Dirty Sanchez > > > > A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, > > > > you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and > > wipe > > > > it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes > her > > > > look > > > > like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. > > > > > > > > 6. The Donkey Punch > > > > Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you > > > > stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the > > neck. > > > > The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, > which > > > > will > > > > constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience > > when > > > > you > > > > ejaculate. > > > > > > > > 7. The Flaming Amazon > > > > This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're > > > > screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out > > > > and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, > > > > then...extinguish the flames with your jizz! > > > > > > > > 8. The Flying Camel > > > > A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are > > > > hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and > prop > > > > yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still > > > > inserted > > > > in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms > and > > > > let > > > > out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a > > classy > > > > move. > > > > > > > > 9. The Screwnicorn > > > > When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds > > > > to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. > > > > > > > > 10. The Zombie Mask > > > > While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel > > > > whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those > > > > "pretty > > > > little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready > > to > > > > spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both > eyes. > > > > This > > > > temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she > > > > stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like > > > > the walking dead. > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/