Message-ID: <14321918.1075849759792.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 05:00:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: pulhamus@aol.com Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: The golfing nun] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: pulhamus@aol.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Nov2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: LENHART-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 04/30/2001 11:59 AM --------------------------- Margaret Lenhart on 04/29/2001 08:36:34 PM Please respond to mlenhart@alltel.net To: Matt Lenhart cc: Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: The golfing nun] Return-Path: Received: from pigeon.inebraska.com ([199.184.119.21]) by mta01-srv.alltel.net with ESMTP id <20010306151711.IHUD181.mta01-srv.alltel.net@pigeon.inebraska.com>; Tue, 6 Mar 2001 09:17:11 -0600 Received: from cline-law.com (lin-dsl-static-209-50-19-034.inetnebr.com [209.50.19.34]) by pigeon.inebraska.com (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id JAA01390; Tue, 6 Mar 2001 09:17:09 -0600 (CST) Received: from LINCOLN-Message_Server by cline-law.com with Novell_GroupWise; Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:12:58 -0600 Message-Id: X-Mailer: Novell GroupWise Internet Agent 5.5.3.1 Date: Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:12:41 -0600 From: "Patti Dittmann" To: , Subject: Fwd: The golfing nun Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Received: from ntmn1.YJBRV.com by cline-law.com; Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:51:41 -0600 Received: by NTMN1 with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) id ; Tue, 6 Mar 2001 08:51:35 -0600 Message-ID: <0D4F7206F96CD311B0F30008C7C9E677646212@NTMN1> From: Amy Staloch To: "Terry Brown (E-mail)" , "Steve Fox (E-mail)" , "Rich Smart (E-mail)" , "Phong Luong (E-mail)" , "Patti Dittmann (E-mail)" , "Jim Byrne (E-mail)" Subject: The golfing nun Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2001 08:51:34 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" THE GOLFING NUN A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 10 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball." "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole." The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed ands said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"