Message-ID: <26122103.1075849767333.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 7 May 2001 09:29:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: jarx@pge.com Subject: Fw: ebonics Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: jarx@pge.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Nov2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: LENHART-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 05/07/2001 04:28 PM --------------------------- "Ryan Lee" on 05/07/2001 05:18:02 PM To: "'Ryan Renz' \(E-mail\)" , "Nick Woods \(E-mail\)" , , "John McWhite" , "Jayson Gill" , "JAKE Istnick" , , "David Shaw" , "Claude.Aldridge" , "Chris Tuttle" , "Brian Beggs" , "Ben Abendroth" , "Bagby, Joel" , "Andy Patton" cc: Subject: Fw: ebonics Bitch betta recognize! ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Lee, Ryan To: 'ralee@rmi.net' Sent: Friday, April 20, 2001 9:00 AM Subject: FW: ebonics ? -----Original Message----- From: Waters, Timothy Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:27 AM To: Lee, Ryan; Williams, Zach; Stone, David; Hobbs, Aaron; 'Robert.vinton@attws.com'; 'steven.johns@attws.com' Subject: ebonics > Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's > > >Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each > > >vocabulary word in a sentence. > > > > > >1. Foreclose > > >If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. > > > > > >2. Rectum > > >I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. > > > > > >3. Hotel > > >I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. > > > > > >4. Disappointment > > >My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment > > >they gonna send me back to the joint.. > > > > > >5. Penis > > >I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said > > >penis. > > > > > >6. Israel > > >Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look > > >fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". > > > > > >7. Catacomb > > >I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, > > >somebody get that catacomb. > > > > > >8. Undermine > > >There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment > > >undermine. > > > > > >9. Acoustic > > >When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and > > >took me to the poolhall. > > > > > >10. Iraq > > >When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, > > >you break. > > > > > >11. Stain > > >My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you > > >plan on stain for dinner?" > > > > > >12. Seldom > > >My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so > > >seldom. > > > > > >13. Honor > > >At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was > > >honor first? > > > > > >14. Dictate > > >My girfriend say my dictate good. > > > > > >15. Odyssey > > >I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!" > > > > > >16. Axe > > >After school today, the police want to axe me some > > >questions. > > > > > >17. Fortify > > >I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say > > >"fortify." > > > > > >18. Income > > >I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. German