Message-ID: <18762244.1075858127432.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 03:02:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: tlenhart@corealty.com, jay.reitmeyer@enron.com Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: tlenhart@corealty.com, Jay Reitmeyer X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Lenhart-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 08/14/2000 10:01 AM --------------------------- "Marcantel MM (Mitch)" on 08/14/2000 08:38:36 AM To: "'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" , "'Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com'" cc: Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement Ice! THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT >>> > This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the >>>"Agreement") >>> > is >>> > entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2000, by >>> > _______________________, between ____________ and ______________. >>>THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: >>>1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat >>> it in the morning. >>> >>>2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the >>> events of the evening. >>> >>>3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about. >>> >>>4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed. >>> >>>5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? >>> Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. >>> >>>6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the >>> "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- >>>time advanced arrangement. >>> >>>7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good. >>> >>>8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. >>> >>>9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none >>> of your damn business. >>> >>>10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not >>> friends, just sex buddies. >>> >>>11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be >>> offended. >>> >>>12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything >>> behind when you leave. >>> >>>13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass >>> up and go home. >>> >>>14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't >>> care. >>> >>>15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. >>> >>>16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My >>> roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." >>> >>>17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the >>> hell out! >>> >>>18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I >>> don't want to look at you, just fuck you. >>> >>>19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't >>> keep calling. >>> >>>20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass >>> home. >>> >>>21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. >>> >>>22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking >>> for your ass. >>> >>> >>> *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** >>> >>> The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of >>> the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any >>> terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null >>> and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and >>> deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all >>> communications until your silly ass understands the rules. >>> >>> Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ >>> Date:________________ >>> >>> Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ >>> Date:________________