Message-ID: <18022464.1075849770024.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 05:27:00 -0800 (PST) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: tlenhart@corealty.com Subject: FW: You didn't get this from me Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: tlenhart@corealty.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Nov2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: LENHART-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 12/19/2000 01:31 PM --------------------------- "Rincon, Jaime" on 12/19/2000 12:18:52 PM To: "'matthew.lenhart@enron.com'" cc: Subject: FW: You didn't get this from me > 1. Cleveland Steamer: an act in which one partner hovers above the > other, and shits on his/her chest. > > 2. Tossing Salad: eating out a man or woman's ass. The term was used in > a segment of an HBO prison documentary. > > 3. Rusty Trombone: the process by which one person is tossing a guy's > salad, and then reaches around and gives them a hand job. > > 4. Dirty Sanchez: while fucking a girl doggy style, insert a finger in > her ass and get it all shitty. Then, reach around to her face and give > her a shit moustache, a "shitstache" if you will. > > 5. Slimy Snatchita: it's basically the same concept as the Dirty > Sanchez. Instead of shit, get your finger all bloody and she won't know > anything is wrong until the morning when she awakes with a crusty > dry-blood moustache. > > 6. Dirty Schultz: same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the > shitstache. > > 7. Dog In a Bathtub: when a man attempts to insert his nuts into a girls > ass (why anyone would WANT to do this is mind-boggling). Apparently, > it's about as difficult to keep them there as it is to keep a dog in a > bathtub. > > 8. Samoan Pile Driver: a sexual position that occurs when a woman's > back and the bed are perpendicular, but she is upside down. The man > stands above the woman and points his gig due south, simply bending his > knees for repeated stroking. > > 9. Whale's eye: a Woman's privates. Ever see the eyes on a blue whale, > humpback whale, sperm whale, killer whale, etc? If not, check out an > issue of National Geographic. > > 10. Balloon Knot: the Backdoor. The anus. The poop-chute. The "fudge > factory", if you will. You know, the asshole. > > 11. Coney Island Whitefish: a used condom, usually found floating in the > water. > > 12. New Jersey Meathook: when a man inserts his finger in the ass of his > partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. Most effective from > behind. > > 13. Boston Shocker: when a man sticks his penis in the woman's anus and > then puts it in her mouth then back to her ass. > > 14. Snowballing: when a man comes in a girl*s mouth then she spits it > back into his mouth or it can be into another girls mouth. > > 15. Teabagging: when a man stands above the woman then dips his balls in > her mouth. > > 16. Fanny Batter: in Britain they call a woman's vagina the FANNY and > of course all the beautiful homemade lubricant is the BATTER. It always > gets the Limeys rolling, when ordering fish & chips, if you ask for the > haddock with EXTRA fanny batter. > > 17. Brushback Pitch: when you're getting head, yell "Batter Up!" Then, > quickly pull out and give her a dick in the ear. > > 18. Cropduster: when spooning with your woman, and you are in front with > your back to her front, if a fart accidentally sneaks out into her bush, > it's called crop-dusting. > > 19. Dutch Oven: entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world > of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head > (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). > > 20. Dutch Treat: the unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly > wrong. Very messy indeed. > > 21. Fountain of Youth: while sitting on her face and having her eat your > ass, jerk off like a madman. > > 22. Tupperware Party: when three guys are triple-teaming a chick: one > with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and the third in her > anus. So named because he is air-tight. > > 23. Arabian Goggles: a seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles > where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", > thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets. > > 24. Beef Curtain: The shanked out remains of the labia after being > stretched like Play-doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam (a.k.a. Beef > Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical Bacon Sandwich) > > > Letter to the editor, > I've heard stories from various people about foods and liquids that can > affect the taste of semen, some of them with reasons, others without. > One no-no, is beer. Beer apparently causes semen to have a bad taste. > On the plus side though, pineapple juice (while not only tasting good) > makes semen taste sweet. Also, 'fake' sugar like NutraSweet and Equal, > and the sweeteners found in drinks like diet coke, apparently pass > through the body unprocessed, and will come out of the body in their > original form. This can make semen have a sweet taste also. > >