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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly
> Gates, Saint 
> Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you
> have NO idea the 
> lengths that some people will go to to sneak into
> Heaven. Can you 
> prove who you really are?"
> 
> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could
> I have a blackboard 
> and some chalk?"
> 
> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and
> chalk instantly 
> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
> mathematics and 
> symbols his theory of relativity.
> 
> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE
> Einstein!" he says. 
> "Welcome to heaven!"
> 
> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint
> Peter asks for 
> credentials.
> 
> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
> chalk?"
> 
> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
> 
> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a
> truly stunning mural 
> with just a few strokes of chalk.
> 
> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
> you claim to be!" 
> he says. "Come on in!"
> 
> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
> Saint Peter 
> scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso
> both managed to 
> prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
> 
> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are
> Einstein and Picasso?"
> 
> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>