Message-ID: <4957170.1075845510017.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 07:13:00 -0700 (PDT) From: alhamd.alkhayat@enron.com To: jeff.skilling@enron.com Subject: A Man, His Wife And The Cop Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Alhamd Alkhayat X-To: Jeff Skilling X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Jeff_Skilling_Oct2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: SKILLING-J X-FileName: jskillin.nsf > A Man, His Wife And The Cop > > A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror > pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a > stop, a police officer approaches the car. > > The man says, "What's the problem officer?" > > Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour > zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. > > Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. > > Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife > dirty look.] > > Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail > light. > > Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! > > Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! > [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.] > > Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing > your seat belt. > > Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. > > Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt! > > The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't > you just shut up?!" > > The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your > husband talk to you this way all the time?" > > Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk." > > > > >