mayhew
	mayhew is the ultimate phenom. more on weirdo later.
phil
	this is phil. he would have been my roommate my senior year at milton, but he was too cool for me so he got a double all to himself. he's pre-med at the university of texas, and remains one of my best friends. he's also a nasty squirt...(excuse me)...squash player.
vivster
[no image]	vivienne lee is, hmmm, a ditz? no wait, she's cool. in a ditzy way. she's also at mit, which is cool, because she's a ditz. but she says being a ditz and a nerd doesn't mix. i disagree. but she's awesome. find her on aol 24/7.

mom
	this is my mom, and a persistent one at that. without her, i literally have no idea where i'd be today. she lives in tokyo, and i visited her for the first time in 3 years last summer, '97.
linds
	he never applied to milton, and instead went to st. paul's school in nh. he's 18 months younger than me, and 3 inches taller. no fair. (he's now at yale stealing my friends, my life, and my identity.)

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