1. "I appreciate my keyboard, it has just the right mushiness." -stephen
2. "Weren't you going to get a chair? Because that's a trash can." -stephen
3. "We put the 'hic' in 'ethics'." -f.m.e.n.l. (farmers for more ethical national labs)
4. "We need some other quotes on this board other than Stephen's." -stephen
5. "I don't understand ... I blew on it. Why isn't it working?" -katie on hardware debugging protocol
6. "Here's how you get it to work: You unplug it. Then you plug it back in. Then you unplug it. Then you plug it in again. Then ... it should work." -katie expanding on hardware debuggin protocol
7. "Real life is a lot like a no-lag Quake server." -dr. boomstick (aka rob)
8. "This apricot is fuzzy ... it's like eating a small round teddy bear." -stephen
9. "Linux sucks!!!" -tony
10. "Linux really sucks!!!" -tony getting his point across
11. "I'm, so happy, I could puke chicken." -tracy cherry
12. "When you're working in this room, do you ever feel like you're on a ship in one of those little freight containers ... and we're all immigrant labor?" -stephen
13. "Si, todo el dia." -todos
14. "You have got to have fun. If you're not having fun, you'll never accomplish anything significant." -rob adding educational value to this list of quotes
15. "Hey Stephen, I kept your seat warm for you." -mike
16. "That's funny because on the way to work this morning I was thinking, 'Man, my butt is cold!'" -stephen
17. "This competition is like the Matrix ... and we're Neo." -eric
18. "Age Sublimation: it's like 12 year old girls in fish-net stalkings. -stephen
19. "I'd love to think that the future is here ... but how could it fit?" -tony

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stephen elliott