Racket

They told him CS might not be much fun
Don’t know that it’s a match for everyone
But if you want to try, then enroll in 201
And use racket, just racket.

Your code better run, better not make things worse
‘Cause then you will curse and then recurse
But if your list is backwards you can always call reverse
In racket, so you want to write code!

Use racket, racket
No one wants to see you not hack it
Showin’ how functional code is all right
It doesn’t matter if you stay up all night.
Use racket, racket
Just racket, racket

They’re out to get you, but you cannot show fear
Don’t let them know that you are a first year.
You have to stay alive to be a software engineer.
Use racket, just racket.

You have to show them that you’re really not scared
You’re doing your assignments - you are prepared
The important thing is making sure that your parentheses are paired
In racket, so you want to write code!

Use racket, racket
No one wants to see you not hack it
Showin’ how functional code is all right
It doesn’t matter if you stay up all night.
Use racket, racket
Just racket, racket

Some people write code using global objects
Their spaghetti goto programs are complex 
But we don’t need any stinking side effects
We use racket, just racket.