Message-ID: <7040339.1075854603483.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 07:50:00 -0700 (PDT) From: eric.bass@enron.com To: shanna.husser@enron.com, matthew.lenhart@enron.com, timothy.blanchard@enron.com, chad.landry@enron.com, bryan.hull@enron.com, mballases@hotmail.com Subject: Fw: Big 12 overview Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Eric Bass X-To: Shanna Husser, Matthew Lenhart, Timothy Blanchard, Chad Landry, Bryan Hull, mballases@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 02:49 PM --------------------------- "Larry W. Bass" on 09/21/2000 02:10:55 PM To: eric preston bass , jason cc: Subject: Fw: Big 12 overview ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jack Rains" To: Sent: Thursday, September 21, 2000 12:20 PM Subject: Big 12 overview > After extensive research Cousin Jane. came up with these findings. I'm > really worried about some of the folks she is hanging out with these days. I > can not however question her academic conclusions. > > JR > > > (1) What does the average Kansas State player get on his SAT's? > > -----Drool. > > > > (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one > room? > > -----A full set of teeth. > > > > (3) How do you get a Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room? > > -----Grease her hips and push like hell. > > > > (4) How do you get a LSU graduate off your porch? > > -----Pay him for the pizza. > > > > (5) Why do the Texas A & M cheerleaders wear bibs? > > -----To keep the tobacco juice off their white uniforms. > > > > (6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Nebraska football games? > > ----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated. > > > > (7) Why is the Colorado football team like a possum? > > -----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road. > > > > (8) What are the longest three years of a Texas Tech football > player's > > life? > > ----His freshman year. > > > > (9) How many Oklahoma State freshmen does it take to change a light > > bulb? > * -----None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU. > > > > (10) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? > > -----Waco, TX ......He knew that the police would never look there > for a Heisman Trophy winner. > > > > (11) Why did the University of Texas choose orange as their team > color? > > ---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday, > and go to work in it, picking up trash, the rest of the week. > > Please note that Rice, Kansas , and a slew of other Southern and Yankee > schools as well as those 'day care centers' from the 6 Pac...or is it Pac > 10 , anyway those from the land of fruits and nuts...... are not > mentioned.....their schools and teams are the joke . Besides it is bad form > to poke fun at the less fortunate. > > Gig'em, > > JR > >