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	From:  Rafael Avila                           11/13/2000 05:53 PM
	

To: lwells@wyndham.com, Ching Lun/HOU/EES@EES, Kim Chick/HOU/EES@EES, Angie 
Ramirez/HOU/EES@EES, Shanna Husser/HOU/EES@EES, Christina 
Barthel/HOU/EES@EES, Dara M Flinn/HOU/EES@EES
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Subject: Fwd: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a

You girls will love this. Ha-Ha

>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>>>>Both
>>>> > >of
>>>> > > > their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
>>>>are
>>>> > >hurt.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
>>>>man;
>>>> > > > that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,  just look at our  cars!
>>>>There's
>>>> > > > nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign
>>>>from
>>>> > >God
>>>> > > > that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
>>>>the
>>>> > >rest
>>>> > > > of our days."
>>>> > > > Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!
>>>>This
>>>> > > > must  be a sign from God!"
>>>> > > > The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
>>>>My
>>>>car
>>>> > > > is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
>>>>Surely
>>>> > >God
>>>> > > > wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good  fortune."
>>>> > > > Then she hands the bottle to the man.  The man nods his head in
>>>> > >agreement,
>>>> > > > opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back  to
>>>>the
>>>> > >woman.
>>>> > > > The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
>>>>hands
>>>> > >it
>>>> > > > back to the man.
>>>> > > > The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
>>>>police..."
>>>> > > > Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
>>>>them.
>>>> > > >   >>
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> >
>>>> >
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