Message-ID: <16300309.1075859139347.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 27 Dec 2001 15:24:30 -0800 (PST) From: lwbthemarine@alltel.net To: eric.bass@enron.com, bass.jason@enron.com, bass.k.@enron.com Subject: WHO IS JACK SCHITT?? Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-From: Larry Bass X-To: Bass, Eric , Jason Bass , K. Bass X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Jan2002\Bass, Eric\Inbox X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass (Non-Privileged).pst I had often wondered, now we know. ----- Original Message -----=20 WHO IS JACK SCHITT??? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at= a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Rea= d on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the = only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, = married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married= Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt,= Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip= Schitt. Against her parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a hi= gh school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced= . Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her chil= dren, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. = Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The co= uple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,= inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brother= s. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quit= e an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull = Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from hi= s travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, NOW if someone says " Y= ou don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack S= chitt, but the entire Schitt list!