Message-ID: <15693258.1075861329932.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 13:11:23 -0800 (PST) From: lwbthemarine@alltel.net To: eric.bass@enron.com, bass.jason@enron.com, bass.k.@enron.com Subject: Fw: Best Description of Lee Brown Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Larry Bass X-To: Bass, Eric , Jason Bass , K. Bass X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \EBASS (Non-Privileged)\Bass, Eric\Inbox X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: EBASS (Non-Privileged).pst > Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 3:20 PM > ----- > Message ----- > Subject: Best Description of Lee Brown > > > > A friend of mine who is at his wits end trying to deal with the > > administration sent me this. > > > > > > The best description of Lee P. Brown that I've ever heard ... > > ********************************************* > > > > A doctor while suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, > > asked his patient how he thought Lee Brown was doing as Mayor. > > > > The old man said, "Ya know, Brown is a post turtle." > > > > Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post > > turtle" was. > > > > He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence > > post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by > himself, > > he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, > and > > you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a post turtle." > > > > > > > > > >