Message-ID: <18041931.1075840331802.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2002 14:46:13 -0800 (PST) From: rpearson@oilstates.com To: pearson.robert@enron.com, hurley.reese@enron.com, pearson.ken@enron.com, weaver.kristyn@enron.com, weaver.gardina@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com Subject: FW: Cowboy Football Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Robert Pearson" @ENRON X-To: Robert Pearson , Reese Hurley , KEN PEARSON , Kristyn Weaver , GARDINA WEAVER , Baughman Jr., Don X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Baughman Jr., Don\Deleted Items X-Origin: BAUGHMAN-D X-FileName: don baughman 6-25-02.PST -----Original Message----- From: Nolen Glaze [mailto:nglaze@oilstates.com] Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 2:19 PM To: Frank Banda (E-mail); John Schwebel (E-mail); Robert Pearson (E-mail); Trace Rich (E-mail) Subject: FW: Cowboy Football > Subject: Cowboy Football > > > > >> > > > Football Humor > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys & the > >>Taliban? > >> > > > A. The Taliban has a running game. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. How do the Dallas Cowboys count to 10? > >> > > > A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. What do the Cowboys & Billy Graham have in common? > >> > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell > >>"Jesus > >>Christ"! > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. How do you keep a Cowboy out of your yard? > >> > > > A. Put up goal posts. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado? > >> > > > A. To Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. What do you call a current Cowboy with a SuperBowl > >>ring? > >> > > > A. A thief. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. Why doesn't Plano have a professional football team? > >> > > > A. Because then Dallas would want one. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. Why was Jerry Jones upset when the Cowboys playbook > >>was > >> > > stolen? > >> > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. What's the difference between the Cowboys and a > >>dollar > >>bill? > >> > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV > >>watching the > >> > > SuperBowl? > >> > > > A. Dallas Cowboys. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and opossums have in > >>common? > >> > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. > >> > > > > >> > > > Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to > >>run > >>the > >> > > football? > >> > > > A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > >> > >> > > > > _____ > > MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: Click Here > > > > >