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Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 17:53:32 -0800 (PST)
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To: mcgowen.elisa@enron.com, stewart.marc@enron.com, king.april@enron.com, 
	don.baughman@enron.com
Subject: Pick up lines
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> 
>  
> > Pick Up Lines  
> >  
> >  
> > 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.  
> >  
> >  
> > 2. Nice legs...what time do they open?  
> >  
> > 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking  
> > out my package.  
> >  
> > 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?  
> >  
> > 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the  
> > money?  
> >  
> > 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm  
> > the only one talking to you.  
> >  
> > 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big  
> > Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?  
> >  
> > 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest  
> > woman on earth tonight.  
> >  
> > 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow  
> > the hell outta me.  
> >  
> > 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug,  
> > so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.  
> >  
> > 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name  
> > tag.  
> >  
> > 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm  
> > naked.  
> >  
> > 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway  
> > to heaven?  
> >  
> > 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but  
> > beauty is only a light switch away.  
> >  
> > 15. Are those real?  
> >  
> > 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a  
> > stiffy.  
> >  
> > 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,  
> > and even farther for that thing you do with your  
> > tongue.  
> >  
> > 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could  
> > be you by morning.  
> >  
> > 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just  
> > going to suck itself.  
> >  
> > 20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.  
> >  
> > 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?  
> >  
> > 22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry  
> > Titsbottom?  
> >  
> > 23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap  
> > on my bedroom floor.  
> >  
> > 24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be  
> > screaming it later.  
> >  
> > 25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I  
> > walk by again?  
> >  
> > 26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking  
> > for me.  
> >  
> > 27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.  
> >  
> > 28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and  
> > talk to you.  
> >  
> > 29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime  
> > you want to.  
> >  
> > 30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much  
> > have you been drinking?  
> >  
> > 31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man  
> > on earth, I bet we could do it in public.  
> >  
> > 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why?  
> > Don't you like pizza?  
> >  
> > 33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you  
> > shouldn't go home without me.  
> >  
> > 34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???  
> >  
> > 35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can  
> > see myself in them.  
> >  
> > 36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think  
> > he went into this cheap motel room.  
> >  
> > 37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you  
> > out of these wet clothes.