Message-ID: <18545865.1075856121485.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 08:29:00 -0700 (PDT) From: jons@amerexenergy.com To: sandra.f.brawner@enron.com Subject: Fw: think this would work?? Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Jon Schnitzer" X-To: "Sandra F Brawner" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Sandra_Brawner_Jun2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Brawner-S X-FileName: sbrawne.nsf > > > > > > > > > >A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following > >exchange: > > > >Officer: May I see your driver's license? > > > >Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. > > > >Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? > > > >Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. > > > >Officer: The car is stolen? > > > >Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's > >card > >in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. > > > >Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? > > > >Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman > >who > >owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. > > > >Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? > > > >Driver: Yes, sir. > > > >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was > >quickly > >surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver to handle the > >tense > >situation: > > > >Captain: Sir, can I see your license? > > > >Driver: Sure. Here it is. > > > >It was valid. > > > >Captain: Who's car is this? > > > >Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. > > > >The driver owned the car. > > > >Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun > > in > >it? > > > >Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. > > > >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. > > > >Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a > >body > >in it. > > > >Driver: No problem. > > > >Trunk is opened; no body. > > > >Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told > >him > >you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and > >that > >there was a dead body in the trunk. > > > >Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too > > > > > >Brian Braisted > >RYDER Communications > >(973) 940-7350 x227 > >(973) 940-7355 fax > >brian@rydrcom.com > >www.rydrcom.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com >