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Subject: Fw:  Marketing Terminology
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This is Cute!!
 
Here's everything you ever need to know about  marketing.
>
> Subject: Marketing Terminology
>
> You  see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm
>  fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.
>
> You're at a party  with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One
> of your friends  goes up to him and pointing at you says, " She's
> fantastic in bed".  That's Advertising.
>
> You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go  up to him and get his
> telephone number. The next day you call and say,  "Hi, I'm fantastic in
> bed". That's Telemarketing.
>
>  You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. You get up and straighten
>  your skirt; you walk up to him and hand him his drink. You offer him a
>  lift, remind him of your name when he forgets it, tell him he's  gorgeous
> and
> then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed".  That's Public Relations.
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous  guy. He walks up to you and says,
> "I hear you're fantastic in bed".  That's Brand Recognition.