Message-ID: <20301869.1075851880747.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 08:28:00 -0700 (PDT) From: david.ayers@enron.com To: rick.loveless@enron.com, larry.campbell@enron.com, sonny.meador@enron.com, anji.bordelon@enron.com, ron.beidelman@enron.com, ron.harkrader@enron.com, ron.green@enron.com, dana.harwell@enron.com, bobby.ferrell@enron.com Subject: Three Little Birds Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: David Ayers X-To: Rick Loveless, Larry Campbell, Sonny Meador, Anji Bordelon, Ron Beidelman, Ron Harkrader, Ron Green, Dana Harwell, Bobby Ferrell X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Larry_Campbell_Nov2001_1\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: CAMPBELL-L X-FileName: lcampbe.nsf > > The Three Little Birds . . . > > > > There once was a man named George > > Thomas, a pastor in a small New England > > town. One Easter Sunday morning he came > > to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird > > cage, and set it by the pulpit. Several > > eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, > > Pastor Thomas began to speak. "I was > > walking through town yesterday when I saw a > > young boy coming toward me swinging this > > bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were > > three little wild birds, shivering with cold and > > fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you > > got there son?" > > > > "Just some old birds," came the reply. > > > > "What are you gonna do with them?" I asked. > > "Take 'em home and have fun with 'em, he > > answered. I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out > > their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna > > have a real good time." > > > > "But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or > > later. What will you do then?" > > > > "Oh, I got some cats, said the little boy. > > They like birds. I'll take 'em to them." > > > > The pastor was silent for a moment. "How > > much do you want for those birds, son?" > > > > "Huh??!!! Why, you don't want them birds, > > mister. They're just plain old field birds. > > > > They don't sing - they ain't even pretty!" > > > > "How much?" the pastor asked again. > > > > The boy sized up the pastor as if he were > > crazy and said, "$10?" > > > > The pastor reached in his pocket and took out > > a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's > > hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The > > pastor picked up the cage and gently carried > > it to the end of the alley where there was a > > tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage > > down, he opened the door, and by softly > > tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, > > setting them free. Well, that explained the > > empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the > > pastor began to tell this story. > > > > One day Satan and Jesus were having a > > conversation. Satan had just come from the > > Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and > > boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full > > of people down there. Set me a trap, used > > bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!" > > > > "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus > > asked. > > > > Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm > > gonna teach them how to marry and divorce > > each other, how to hate and abuse each > > other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm > > gonna teach them how to kill each other. I'm really gonna > > have fun!" > > > > "And what will you do when you get done with > > them?" Jesus asked. > > "Oh, I'll kill 'em, Satan glared proudly. > > > > "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked. > > > > "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't > > no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll > > just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you > > and kill you!! You don't want those > > people!!" > > > > "How much?" He asked again. > > > > Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your > > tears, and all your blood." > > > > Jesus said, "DONE". Then He paid the price. > > > > The pastor picked up the cage he opened the > > door and he walked from the pulpit. > > > > Notes: > > > > Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to > > trash God and then wonder why the world's > > going to hell. > > > > Isn't it funny how we believe what the > > newspapers say, but question what the Bible > > says. > > > > Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to > > heaven provided they do not have to believe, > > think, say, or do anything the Bible says. > > > > Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe > > in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the > > way, also "believes" in God). > > > > Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand > > jokes through e-mail and they spread like > > wildfire, but when you start sending > > messages regarding the Lord, people think > > twice about sharing. > > > > Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and > > obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but > > the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed > > in the school and workplace. > > > > Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this > > message, you will not send it to many on > > your address list because you're not sure > > what they believe, or what they will think of > > you for sending it to them. >> > >