Message-ID: <32659870.1075853148510.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 07:09:26 -0700 (PDT) From: m_besch@yahoo.com To: handley.george@enron.com, wicker.kevin@enron.com, vanemburgh.kevin@enron.com, vogel.david@enron.com, machart.andy@enron.com, haverland.chris@enron.com, hess.jim@enron.com, hoppe.michael@enron.com, mike.carson@enron.com, conard.kevin@enron.com, besch.jonathan@enron.com, bower.matthew@enron.com, burns.jerrod@enron.com Subject: Fwd: FW: George Bush's speech Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matt Besch @ENRON X-To: George Handley , Kevin Wicker , kevin vanemburgh , david vogel , Andy Machart , Chris Haverland , Jim Hess , Michael Hoppe , Carson, Mike , Kevin Conard , Jonathan Besch , Matthew Bower , jerrod burns X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MCARSON2 (Non-Privileged)\Carson, Mike\Inbox X-Origin: Carson-M X-FileName: MCARSON2 (Non-Privileged).pst --- "Mairet, James" wrote: > From: "Mairet, James" > To: "Alison Mairet (E-mail)" > , > "Andrew Mason (E-mail)" > , > "Brady Brook (E-mail)" , > "Brett Johnson (E-mail)" , > "Chris Kalberg (E-mail)" > , "Dave Kemp (E-mail)" > , > "Doug Kohlhase (E-mail)" > , > "Jeff Smith (E-mail)" , > "Jene Hynek (E-mail)" > , "John Foust (E-mail)" > , > "Kirk Reimer (E-mail)" , "Matt > Besch (E-mail)" > , "Mom and Dad (E-mail)" > , > "Todd Jobgen (E-mail)" , > "Tom O'Malley (E-mail)" , "Travis > Grunewald (E-mail 2)" > > Subject: FW: George Bush's speech > Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 14:18:33 -0700 > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Johnson, Brett [SMTP:Brett@IceCorp.com] > > Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2001 4:09 PM > > To: Gary Spencer (E-mail); Patrick. Beatty > (E-mail); Tom Ruff (E-mail); > > John Haggart (E-mail); John Matthews (Provident) > (E-mail); Rob Allen > > (E-mail); Keating, Ed; Greg Laddish (E-mail); Bob > Noller (E-mail); Rex > > Vanier (E-mail) > > Subject: George Bush's speech > > > > " If I were President George W. Bush's Speech > Writer. " > > > > > > Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to > pass on my condolences > > to the people of New York and all Americans that > are hurting in this > > tragic time. You can rest assured that anything > and everything that can be > > done to assure the safety of our country will be > done. This is the > > greatest > > country in the world and we will get through this > trying time. Now is the > > time for all people to set aside our petty > differences and show the world > > that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude > of the American people. > > To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I > say this: Are you > > fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads > wrapped too tight? Have > > you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know > who you are fucking > > with? > > Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at > each other every > > day. > > > > We will relish that opportunity for new targets > for our aggression. > > Have you forgotten history? What happened to the > last people that > > started fucking around with us? Remember the > little yellow bastards over > > in > > Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and > roasted about 2 million of > > them in their own back yard. That's what we in > America call a big ass > > barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder > why it's so big? Because > > we > > wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking around > with the Alamo and now > > they > > cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. > > Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good > 'ole USA. The only > > reason he got away the first time is because it's > too hard to shoot > > someone > > when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our > soldiers aren't trained to > > laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't > stop a pack of cub > > scouts from taking over his shitty little country. > > Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty > litter box. Go ahead > > and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole > deep enough or a mountain > > high enough that's going to keep your camel riding > asses safe. We will > > bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, > his camps and any place > > thatlooks and even smells like he was there. Hell, > we might even drop a > > few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the > past. This is > > America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead > and laugh now, but the > > Tomahawks are coming and very soon we will smoke > your sorry asses. > > > > God bless America! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com