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Subject: Lion one liners
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Subject: Fw: Lion one liners
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> >> > > > Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions &
> >> > > > the Taliban?
> >> > > > A. The Taliban has a running game
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> >> > > > Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
> >> > > > A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
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> >> > > > Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in
> >> > > > common?
> >> > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell
> >> > > > "Jesus Christ" !
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
> >> > > > A. Put up goal posts
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
> >> > > > A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown
> >> > > > there!
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> >> > > > Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl
> >> > > > ring?
> >> > > > A. A thief
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football
> >> > > > team?
> >> > > > A. Because then Detroit would want one
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit
> >> > > > Lions playbook was stolen?
> >> > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and
> >> > > > a dollar bill?
> >> > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a
> >> > > > Superbowl?
> >> > > > A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV
> >> > > > watching the SuperBowl?
> >> > > > A. The Detroit Lions
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in
> >> > > > common?
> >> > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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> >> > > > ________________________________________________
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> >> > GO LIONS!!