Message-ID: <12161845.1075861235813.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 12:29:44 -0800 (PST) From: tracey.green@enron.com To: dana.davis@enron.com, warren.perry@enron.com, tanya.valderrama@enron.com Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Green, Tracey X-To: Davis, Dana , Perry, Warren , Valderrama, Tanya X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \DDAVIS (Non-Privileged)\Davis, Dana\Deleted Items X-Origin: Davis-D X-FileName: DDAVIS (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Green, Tonya [mailto:tgreen@novoste.com] Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 2:21 PM To: Brown, Contrina; Alicia (E-mail); Alisa (E-mail); Brenda (E-mail); Dawn (E-mail); Grether (E-mail); Lashun (E-mail); Nedra (E-mail); Tanisha (E-mail); Taras (E-mail); Ted (E-mail); Green, Tracey; Tracy C (E-mail); Toshia (E-mail) Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce! -----Original Message----- From: ELAINE WATSON [mailto:EWATSON@lanierclothes.com] Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 1:02 PM To: Melanie Rivers; 'Tonya'; Darlene Stephens; 'Shelly' Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce! This is too cute! > > > THE DIVORCE > >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in > >New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, > >but I have to tell you that your mother and I > >are divorcing; forty-five years > >of misery is enough!". > > > >"Pop, what are you talking about?!", the son > >screams. > > > >"We can't stand the sight of each other any > >longer," the old man says. "We're sick of > >each other, and I'm sick of talking about > >this, so you call your sister in Chicago and > >tell her," and he hangs up. > > > >Frantic, the son calls his sister who > >explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're > >getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take > >care of this!" > > > >She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at > >the old man, "you are NOT getting divorced. > >Don't do a single thing until I get there. > >I'm calling my brother back > >and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until > >then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and > >hangs up. > > > >The old man hangs up his phone and turns to > >his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming > >for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares. > >Now what do we tell them for > >Christmas?" > > > > ===== Life is what you make it, and I just made mine heaven! Cindy __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com _____ Do You Yahoo!? Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals .