Message-ID: <23807857.1075853944344.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 07:20:00 -0700 (PDT) From: binh.pham@enron.com To: lisa.king@enron.com, dana.davis@enron.com, simone.rose@enron.com, rebecca.sanchez@enron.com, michael.kolman@enron.com Subject: FW: Funnies Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Binh Pham X-To: Lisa King, Dana Davis, Simone La Rose, Rebecca Sanchez, Michael Kolman X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dana_Davis_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Friends X-Origin: Davis-D X-FileName: ddavis2.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Binh Pham/HOU/ECT on 06/15/2000 02:19 PM --------------------------- Hang Bui 06/15/2000 02:09 PM To: tbui@uh.edu, Binh Pham/HOU/ECT@ECT, "Le, Hien" , "h i" @ ENRON, mtran2@lsu.edu, tdoan2@lsu.edu, tnguy66@lsu.edu cc: Subject: FW: Funnies >>> > Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? >>> > Ask your mom. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? >>> > Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? >>> > The porcupine has pricks on the outside. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? >>> > Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? >>> > Mace will do that to you. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Louisiana? >>> > Everyone has the same DNA. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is >>> > flying at half mast? >>> > They're hiring. >>> > > > > ======================================= >>> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern >>>fairytale? >>> > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time.." >>> > A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. . .