Message-ID: <23320762.1075862551990.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 06:18:21 -0800 (PST) From: kayla.harmon@enron.com To: e-mail <.bill@enron.com>, e-mail <.brandon@enron.com>, e-mail <.brian@enron.com>, e-mail <.chad@enron.com>, e-mail <.chris@enron.com>, e-mail <.christi@enron.com>, e-mail <.citlalli@enron.com>, e-mail <.gwendolyn@enron.com>, e-mail <.jacques@enron.com>, e-mail <.jamie@enron.com>, e-mail <.jamie@enron.com>, e-mail <.jan@enron.com>, e-mail <.jenny@enron.com>, e-mail <.jeremy@enron.com>, e-mail <.jessica@enron.com>, e-mail <.jill@enron.com>, jim.cashion@enron.com, kim.durham@enron.com, e-mail <.mandy@enron.com>, marci.mansfield@enron.com, michael.jacobson@enron.com, e-mail <.richard@enron.com>, e-mail <.robbie@enron.com>, e-mail <.ryan@enron.com>, shanna.boudreaux@enron.com, e-mail <.sonya@enron.com>, e-mail <.tanisha@enron.com>, e-mail <.traci@enron.com>, e-mail <.vernell@enron.com>, e-mail <.zac@enron.com>, d..lee@enron.com, clint.dean@enron.com, john.kinser@enron.com, stephanie.piwetz@enron.com, kimberly.hundl@enron.com Subject: FW: men Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Harmon, Kayla X-To: Bill Blalock (E-mail) , Brandon Arceneaux (E-mail) , Brian Barnett (E-mail) , Chad Castille (E-mail) , Chris Simmons (E-mail) , Christi Worstell (E-mail) , Citlalli Diaz-Frayre (E-mail) , Gwendolyn Brown Lucas (E-mail) , Jacques Duplantis (E-mail) , Jamie Biggers (E-mail) , Jamie Sommerville (E-mail) , Jan Harmon (E-mail) , Jenny Allum (E-mail) , Jeremy Baksht (E-mail) , Jessica Lally (E-mail) , Jill Stephens (E-mail) , Cashion, Jim , Durham, Kim , Mandy Parker (E-mail) , Mansfield, Marci , Jacobson, Michael , Richard Phillips (E-mail) , Robbie Barrow (E-mail) , Ryan Rogers (E-mail) , Boudreaux, Shanna , Sonya Simmons (E-mail) , Tanisha Cosby (E-mail) , Traci Lee (E-mail) , Vernell Chiasson (E-mail) , Zac Harmon (E-mail) , Lee, Richard D. , Dean, Clint , Kinser, John , Piwetz, Stephanie , Hundl, Kimberly X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \CDEAN (Non-Privileged)\Dean, Clint\Deleted Items X-Origin: Dean-C X-FileName: CDEAN (Non-Privileged).pst This was too good not to pass on! Kayla Harmon Enron Volume Management 713-345-1778 -----Original Message----- From: Mandie Champagne [mailto:mandie.champagne@pahousing.org] Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2001 8:09 AM To: Samantha Moreno; Kelli Stubbs; Harmon, Kayla; Jill Arredondo; Jamie Somerville; Emmy Melancon; Anji Ivory Subject: Fw: men ----- Original Message ----- From: FXdog1@aol.com To: mandie.champagne@pahousing.org ; karenp@exp.net Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2001 6:06 AM Subject: men A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. At the reception, a very attractive guy explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors... Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. But once you go past a floor, you cannot return." So they start going up, and on the first floor, the sign reads: "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind. The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors. On to the fourth floor. The sign was PERFECT. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich, and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer.. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman"! Keith (FXdog1@aol.com)