Message-ID: <20833673.1075859035520.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2001 13:26:17 -0700 (PDT) From: jackh@rmdfw.com To: guidry.wayne@enron.com, tracy.geaccone@enron.com, mckenzie.stuart@enron.com, holzwarth.lisa@enron.com, sanders.kim@enron.com, a.hurst@enron.com, costa.diane@enron.com, downing.bobette@enron.com, field.barbara@enron.com Subject: Fw: The Solution Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Jack Hurst <jackh@rmdfw.com> X-To: Wayne Guidry <the-gman@att.net>, Geaccone, Tracy </O=ENRON/OU=NA/CN=RECIPIENTS/CN=TGEACCO>, Stuart McKenzie <hiland@frontier.net>, lisa holzwarth <lisah@rmdfw.com>, Kim Sanders <ksanders@coollogic.com>, Hurst, Julie A <Hurst.Julie@emeryworld.com>, Diane Costa <gdsown@airmail.net>, Bobette Downing <bobettedowning@tulsarealtors.com>, Barbara Field <Barbara_Field@prenhall.com> X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \TGEACCO (Non-Privileged)\Geaccone, Tracy\Deleted Items X-Origin: Geaccone-T X-FileName: TGEACCO (Non-Privileged).pst ----- Original Message ----- From: <Barbara_Field@prenhall.com> To: <jackh@rmdfw.com> Sent: Friday, October 26, 2001 8:37 AM Subject: FW: The Solution > > Jack; > I just might qualify for this ---- minus the SPF15 in the moisturizer of course. Have a great day. > Barbara > > > Subject: The Solution > > Take all American women who are within five years of menopause -train > us > for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, > moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - > drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and > let us do what comes naturally. > Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard > stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make > even > armed men in turbans tremble. > We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them > and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't > left > already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a > good > man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by > lightning. We have nothing to lose. We've survived the water diet,the > protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and > saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months > in > the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all! > We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, > hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will > be > no problem. > Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? > Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and > extended > families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal > warfare. > Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there > is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money > sources. > We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or > without the government's help! > Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as > we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm > going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too! > >