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Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2001 11:41:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: jim.homco@enron.com
To: jay.knoblauh@enron.com, gerald.gilbert@enron.com, jay.blaine@enron.com, 
	chris.germany@enron.com
Subject: FW: Tequila
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> >  A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a
>bottle
> > laying in the street.
> > Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.
> > The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant
> > you one wish, anything you want."
> > The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking  tequila."
> > Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
> > make me pee tequila."
> > The Genie grants him his wish.
> > When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees
>in
> > it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he
> > smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and  it is
>the
> > best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his  wife,
> > "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and
> > the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and pees into it. He
> > tells her to drink, it is tequila. Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead
> > and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted.  The two
> > drink and party all night.
> >  The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his  wife to
> > get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two
> > glasses.  The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the
>couple
> > drink until the sun comes up.
> > Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and  tells his
>wife,
> > "Consuela grab ONE glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila."
> > His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The
> > Mexican begins to pee in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks
> > him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
> > Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love,  you drink
> > from the bottle."
> >

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