Message-ID: <8587303.1075853766352.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 04:13:00 -0700 (PDT) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: jim.homco@enron.com Subject: African-Russian Roulette Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: Jim Homco X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf > > >> >> President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. >> They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received >> from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. >> >> "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. >> Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian Roulette." >> >> President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly, nice >> game." The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed >> African roulette. If you want, I will show you how. >> >> He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, >> nude women came into the room. >> >> "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," >> he told Clinton. >> >> This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to >> make his decision. >> >> Clinton asked, "How on earth is this related to Russian Roulette?" >> >> The African leader said, "One of them is a cannibal." >> >> > ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.