Message-ID: <3970127.1075840517454.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 06:49:02 -0700 (PDT) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: l..kelly@enron.com, troy.denetsosie@enron.com Subject: Boss Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Germany, Chris X-To: Kelly, Katherine L. , Denetsosie, Troy X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Germany, Chris\Sent Items X-Origin: GERMANY-C X-FileName: chris germany 6-25-02.pst > A boss and two of his employees are on their way to a meeting. Walking > through a park, they find a miracle lamp. They rub it and suddenly a genie > appears. > The genie says: "Normally, the one who frees me, has three wishes free. > Now, you are three persons, so everyone of you has one wish." The first > employee yells: "Me first, ME FIRST!!!" and expresses his wish: "I would > like to be on the Bahamas, on a very fast yacht, and have no more worries" > And pfffffff, he is away. > Now the second employee yells: "Me next, ME NEXT" and he expresses his > wish: "I would like to be in the Caribbean, along with the prettiest girls > of the world, and an inexhaustible source of exotic cocktails." And > pfffffff, he is away. > "And what is your wish?" the genie asks the boss. > And the boss replies: > "I want these two idiots to be back in office after lunch!!!" > And the moral of this story: Always let your boss speak first!!!!